Loki’s age is 1048 years old
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
# NOOOOOOO # I IMAGINE HIM STILL DOING HIS AT FAMILY GATHERINGS WHEN HE’S LIKE 45 # THE KIDS WILL BE LIKE ”I THOUGHT YOU SAID DAD COULD DANCE” # ”I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE HAD ”SWEG” OR WHATEVER”# ” ‘SWAG’ SWEETHEART. AND DON’T MOCK YOUR FATHER. YOU OWE YOUR EXISTENCE TO HIS IMPECABLE RHYTHM AND TRIPLE JOINTED HIPS” # ”EWWW MOM.” # ”HUSH. I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO BE A HATER”
A dancing machine on stage, an ahjusshi at parties.
You have NO IDEA how much I am dying right now. Dying. I couldn’t keep a poker face cos I seriously just burst out laughing the way Yunho did on that show with BoA. Complete with the slightly self-conscious pause as two senior lawyers, my boss and three interns stare at me from New Zealand… And really, good timing cos our conversation was getting tense and now everyone is smiling over my total fail OTL
Yunho please…even I would vacate the room when you start this ;;